Get her a book, maybe from the Diskworld series, its great for big and small.

Dont need to develop more on perfection

Think we all can agree that the only sensible choise would to convert to Tempel OS…

They lack a bit on all other agendas, like education, healthcare etc

Is milk sentience, eggs? Or what about dead fish?

I always recommend Diskworld

And you should question why aint she in the kitchen making pies and babies! /s

Liquid nitrogen bath, works opposite of a microwave, freezes it from outside and towards the middle.

5th element