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Black text on a white background reading:

"My phone: Changes :) to 🙂

“Me:”

Below the text is a screengrab from the movie Pulp Fiction showing Jules Winnfield looking off to the right and saying “I don’t remember asking you a god damn thing”.

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A four-panel Mr. Lovenstein comic titled “THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO EELS OF WOOD”

The first panel shows an angry pink humanoid standing on a green circle, holding a bunch of asparagus spears and speaking to a yellow-skinned, bearded humanoid barely in the panel. The pink humanoid is saying “HEY GOD, WHY DID YOU MAKE HEALTHY FOOD TASTE BAD?”

The second panel shows the yellow-skinned, bearded humanoid in more detail. It has a halo and is wearing a white robe. It’s rolling its eyes angrily as it responds “OH MY GOD! DO I HAVE TO SHOW YOU EVERYTHING?”

The third panel shows the still-angry yellow-skinned humanoid cooking the asparagus spears in a frying pan over the open flame of a gas stove as the pink humanoid watches on amazed. The yellow humanoid is saying “SAUTÉ 'EM AND DON’T FORGET THE SEASONING! STIR AND TASTE AS YOU COOK!”

The final panel shows a close-up of the pink humanoid holding a half-eaten asparagus spear with its mouth full and eyes wide in awe as it says “IT’S… DELICIOUS!” A response from off-screen replies “OF COURSE IT IS!”

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Thank you!

You’re welcome :)

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A white page with black text. On the top left is the Google logo. Underneath is text reading:

"UH OH!

“You’ve used all 75 of your daily free searches!. You’re currently using Google Lite for infinite searches, please consider subscribing to Google Premium.”

On the right side is a digital drawing of a bulldog standing like a human with its right forepaw on its hip and its left forepaw holding a pair of binoculars to its eyes. Underneath the dog is text reading:

“Get one month of Google Premium for $14.99 AUD!”

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Black text on a white background reading:

'Tiny Rabbit Is Obsessed With Giant Girlfriend Who’s 4 Times His Size

‘“I think he knows she’ll protect him.”’

Below the text is a photo of a large brown hare laying on cream-coloured linoleum against the mirrored door of a wardrobe, with a much smaller brown rabbit laying close against the hare’s side. A stuffed bear can be seen laying on the ground in the reflection behind the two leporids.

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A photo of a sign in what appears to be a dark, forested area. The sign is made of cardboard taped to a wooden post with text spray painted on it in black reading “PRESS SHIFT TO RUN”.

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A green corner window with yellow signs posted in them.

The sign on the left reads “Established in 1883”, where 1883 is in a rough, red 15-pointed star shape. A bold line separates it from the text underneath that reads “Going out of Business Forever!”

The sign in the right window reads “We Tried & We Failed”

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The image is titled “HUMANS WERE MADE TO”.

Below the title are 5 images and 6 lines of text. The first image is that of a person sitting on a chair at a desk. The text beside it reads “Sit at the desk 9-5”.

The second image is the Netflix logo, the text beside it reads “Come home every night to watch Netflix”.

The third image is a person wearing a backpack, shorts, boots, and a hat. The text beside it reads “Explore the world for only 2 weeks out of the year”.

The fourth image is that of a box containing an assortment of items, the text beside it reads “Have zero creativity”.

The fifth image is that of a person sitting on the floor with their knees drawn up to their chest, the text beside it reads “Have every single aspiration beaten out of them”.

Underneath the images is a final line of text reading “THERE IS nothing MORE TO LIFE.”

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A four-panel comic by mygumsarebleeding.

The first panel shows a person with short, black hair, wearing a black shirt with the EA logo on it. They are talking to a person with long, black hair who is wearing a red shirt and facing away, arms folded. The first person is saying “I’m so sorry honey”.

The second panel shows the first person from the first panel speaking to two smaller people, both wearing red and sitting at a table with their heads in their hands and empty plates in front of them. The person is saying “I’m sorry my children…”.

The third panel shows a close-up of the person saying “There will be no food tonight”.

The fourth panel shows an even closer view of the person’s face, lines under his eyes indicating distress as he says “Somebody pirated a game I made in 1995”.

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Tumblr post by user iputmilkinearlgrey reading ‘parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say “i would have to advise against that decision, my lord” followed by a crashing sound’

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A comic by Jennie Breeden and Obby from site TheDevilsPanties.com.

The first panel shows a mustached person with short hair wearing a t-shirt and sitting at a laptop. A speech bubble rising from the laptop reads “I just don’t think you people belong in our society!”

The second panel shows a different short-haired person wearing a t-shirt, long pants, and sneakers, sitting on a park bench and looking at a mobile phone. A speech bubble from the mobile phone reads “Well, I don’t agree with what you’re saying, but I’ll fight for your right to say it.”

The third panel shows both people standing on the side of a street. The first person is holding a Bible and pointing across the road at a group of shadowed people carrying signs with hearts and pride flags. He is speaking to a crowd of people and saying “Your kind is a betrayal to God! You’re a drag on the whole country!” To which the second person is shrugging and responding “That’s appalling, but we can’t have free speech without the free marketplace of ideas!”

The fourth panel shows the first person standing at a lectern and wearing a suit with an American flag behind them and a shadowed crowd in front of them. They are saying “We will stop the woke ideology that’s destroying America!”. The second person is standing close to the foreground and shrugging, saying “Democracy needs this discourse, so let’s agree to disagree.”

The fifth panel shows the second person being dragged away by people in uniform while saying “Wait! Where are you taking me? You can’t just get rid of me!”. The first person is standing between the first person and an open paddy wagon, wearing a black uniform and looking smug as they reply “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

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A four-panel comic by Chibird titled “my life so far”.

The first panel shows a character with shoulder-length brown hair and a pink shirt sitting in front of a piece of paper labelled “TEST”. Above the character is the text “I have no idea what I’m doing.”

The second panel shows the same character wearing a yellow shirt and white shorts, holding a cup and surrounded by four other characters, one with short red-brown hair wearing a blue shirt and shorts also holding a cup, and another with dark red-brown hair and a pink shirt are in the foreground and appear to be talking, while two less-detailed characters in blue and pink are in the background. Above the yellow-shirted character is the text “I have no idea what I’m doing.”

The third panel shows the character from the first two panels wearing a graduation gown and cap and holding a diploma. Above the character is the text “I have no idea what I’m doing.”

The fourth panel shows the character in a blue shirt, sweating profusely as they sit at a laptop labelled “A REAL JOB”. Above the character is the text “I have no idea what I’m doing.”

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White text on a black background reading “the internet was once a fun place for watching cat videos instead of monitoring the real-time collapse of late-stage capitalism”

Below the text is a digital rendering of Fatso, aka Keyboard Cat, from the 2007 Keyboard Cat upload of a clip from a 1984 video.

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