Baaa

He also killed the guy that killed Hitler

Oh man one time my apt building was being remodeled and they threw everything into a dumpster out back and left for a week. The smoke detectors in the pile were going off randomly all the damn time. I must have smashed 30 of those fuckers against the wall to shut them up.

Be the change you want to see in the world 🤡

He’s chasin da fishes now

You sir! Are you here to receive my limp penis?

Huh, I wonder what the common denominator was.

Same thing the Earth is.

Too much hair

I’m color blind so I’m going to assume this has something to do with gay sex.

They started it.

In one universe at least.

For ponderin

Depends on if the first one is screwed in tight enough.

I would also fart and pee myself if I ever met Homander

Hey it tickles

I ate a bunch of gold flake one time.

Don’t you have an appointment to shit your pants in solidarity or something?

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