Probably saw an acorn or a small friendly dog 🤷

That will be 450$ and you’ll have to send your device in for 3 weeks. -Apple Genius

Thank you for the elaboration OP!

Oh even worse. What the actual fuck

Totally true. Didn’t think of that aspect

Yay more nuclear power for a grid in need.

Boo that it’s hoping federal funds pay for Microsofts powersuck of an AI

Basically the benifits of walking (on lowering all-cause mortality) sort of plateau at 8700…

10k still isn’t a bad metric to strive for.

Damn, that’s a pretty low step goal for a full day… 2700?

I thought the normal average for good health was 10k

I’m an adult who doesn’t have time or friends anymore…

It’s not because they aren’t fun, I just can’t dedicate time or play them the way they were designed to be played

Dustbud ®

I have the opposite issue. Really stressful, anxiety inducing, or nightmare dreams.

Weed fixes that problem for me by being an organic skip button for dreaming

Holy fuck someone give this man a blank check and a box truck full of four loko

No way I’m letting my kid watch copaganda

Slept through my alarm this morning and walked out to my car with a flat tire.

Not as bad as the lemmings that got it stolen today tho

Old middle eastern lady called me habibi once in a checkout line…

Still think about that sometimes

Warthunder launches from steam, using WT proprietary launcher.

It’s Def a thing

THAT AIN’T A POPSICLE ITS A FUN POP HOSS

AROOOOO

Look at this guy bragging about his level floors. Smh

Avast ye scurvy bitches. Shiver me portside and buckleswash the poop deck

I rarely physically shudder from text