Individual efforts are cool & all, but… maybe it’s not entirely on the regular Schmoe

I mean… they’re barbarians, not BARBARIANS

There’d be hair restoration & ED specialized wizards within a year.

Here’s another example of a fuckwit “celebrity” who just couldn’t keep their shit opinions to themselves & now they’re going to get absolutely drug for the next few months, their lives (hopefully) turned upside down.

Hope that RNC check was enough, burnt jizzbag

Southwest Airlines be like…

“Gotcha bitch!”

Man, imagine the dining hall

“Who needs a union anyways (I certainly hope you don’t)? We’re like a family here (and you’re the help) & your hard work will pay off (for me) in the long run, I’m sure of it (because it’s a tried & true process of subjugation)!”

Edit: quotes

Welp, then mission accomplished

I read that as the “Davey Crockett” theme song

Ummm… it’s a little mushroom, thank you very much.

Not disagreeing; my statement was about MTG being the Queen of the Schmucks, not comparing her to Liz or any current monarchs

It’s like the Queen looking down upon her subjects with disgust.

Let them eat gespacho (police)

He had no personality looong before it was cool