That pussy ain’t old.

Shit. Maybe I’m old…

Either that, or I will find something else to wipe my ass on. It’s lose-lose for everybody really.

I usually dont like these comics, because they’re so preachy. But as an ex con, I like this one.

BROOOOO!

Can you use a snipping tool or screenshot that shit? Otherwise, throwaway email lol.

That’s why you gotta learn how to eyeball it.

Do you live anywhere near water? Move closer to water. You will meet people who have boats.

Lol. You shill.

Why shouldn’t he have a boat?

Booty videos are good too 🥵

Sometimes you gotta turn the sound off tho.

Sigh… He thinks it makes him unique and interesting.

This is your work? Its fucking brilliant! The absurdity, I haven’t laughed that hard in a minute.

Mine has a kitchen table chair where he spends most of his time. When he wants lovin’s he’s got me trained to pull the chair out like a drawer and pet him, then close his “drawer” when he’s done lol.

Well of course you ain’t gonna get a decent gulp of soup out of that bitch-ass flask. That shit is for booze. You want something good for soup l, you gotta step up into the widemouth Thermos variety. Like an old Stanley.

Didntbthat come from castrating slaves and opera singers?

Why does the dude look like he spent the last 40 minutes smugly rating the smell of his own farts?

The Brits sense of humor in the face of apocalyptic fuckery is top notch I tell you what.

THAT GUY IS SPANKING WITH HIS LEFT HAND!

An argument_solver._

Lol, I seen so many held on with paperclips. I refused to use them because I got a black eye from one in my buddies Probe lmao.