Legend of Zelda fans are being suspiciously quiet right now…
Legend of Zelda fans are being suspiciously quiet right now…
Mate, if you’ve met an ice cream truck driver who’d just let you walk away with all their goods and a promise that you’d pay them back, I need to know where you live. I want in on that.
hey, gimme a cart, i’ll go roam around and sell these before they spoil, you keep 80 or 90% of the money when i come back with the empty cart.
Tell you what: I’ll give you a time traveling device and the ability to jump into any fictional world that has ever existed.
Find me one where they would accept that “deal” if you didn’t pay up front.
If you do this, you’re going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
Fun fact: you can just pirate stuff.
You don’t have to make semantic arguments to justify to yourself why it’s actually moral or not technically stealing or whatever. You can just pirate stuff.
Oh well that’s really interesting and very cultured of you and stuff.
But I’m just gonna keep assuming it’s a replica of your butt because that’s funnier to me.
A replica of what?
A replica of WHAT?!?
D… Did you do it?
Also, check this out: I can throw something in the fire and it definitely won’t burn you.
(Giggling) no, really, pick it up! (ppppfffthhhh)
Look, if we shake hands? Your name is immediately thrown into the void. You will forever be “Oh hey!” to me.
I’m torn. I very explicitly stated that this had nothing to do with vore. But I do love me a good LOTR reference
Sorry, Kat. I’m sure you’re a legit snack, but idk if they eat insiders here. You might have to join the Gender Force in other ways.
(<3 btw, just in case my joke didn’t land)
I’ll gladly offer myself as a snack.
(it’s not a vore thing I just meant that I look cute, like a snack, and support you)
(goddammit no one would have thought it was a vore thing if I hadn’t said that)
(LOOK IT’S NOT A V----
Lol, yeah. That was my bad.
LMAO okay, yes reading and writing are two separate skills. You got me there.
You never intended to speak to me in honest. I see that now. I’m cutting out.
Good question. I can’t answer that. I probably should’ve been nicer.
Yes, I was cruel. No, I don’t think I was an ass. I think I was constructive. Why do you think differently?
Yeah, that’s fair. What did I say which was incorrect, though?
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Turns out Mr Burns could’ve avoided, like, 90% of Evangelion.