Sunschein

That’s so funny

[most people won’t know this is a Scrubs deep cut]

Yes you did. A CEO was caught on a kiss cam while having an affair with his HR chief. They did not play it off well, and it got a lot of attention.

Sorry, but I prefer this to winter days where I don’t see the sun at all because it’s only up while I’m at work.

A potoo?

Fun fact: Oil mostly comes from the a mass extinction event involving cyanobacteria, not dinosaurs. We just can’t stop calling them fossil fuels.

Kodos

I’m voting for coyote. His approval rating is catching up to roadrunners, I’m sure of it.

I knew it was too good to be true when she said she was starting to feel me. No es perfecto 😣

No nead to frake out about it.

Sounds like running an email through translationparty.com

“AS overwhelmed”

Damn, even in my fantasies I’m still overwhelmed by stress at least a little.

The death of Apollo brought me here.

What a kickass opening line.

…oh, the app. Still works, I guess.