Intrusive thoughts. Cop cars are usually open and running…

Numbers dont make sense anymore

Vandalism as a public service

I love this. They are solar powered so everything would work. All you need is a post hole digger to build a little flock forest.

No, because it still collects data from every wireless device in range.

They were at my house all night anyway

Don’t let them settle! Slay the beast!

Thats just awful.

/s

He thinks the bond market is a place

I’m playing Goldeneye on N64

When I was in HS all the farm kids carried their knives and multitools to school every day.

One year the administration asked us to stop, but nobody listened and they didnt mention it again.

I didnt notice

The gram: Am I a joke to you?

Counterpoint Spacex is wildly successful. So (was) Tesla. You cant say falcon 9 hasn’t delivered on its promises.

He went off the rails from covid.

What if I suck really really hard?

Maybe. He could have kept it hidden, that would have been better.

Random number generator spit out 420 right after 69. Best day ever.

I want my 2018 Elon back

All of them, obviously.