“…or is this actually a thing now?”

Always has been.

I’ll see myself out.

I had to scroll way too far to find this. Especially considering that I have a desktop with full disk encryption, I don’t worry about it. If anyone ever did break into my house and take my computer, they would have to unplug it first; at that point, the disk would encrypt, and they’d have some really nice hardware which sucks for me, but that’s all they’d get.

It all started back in 1998, when the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell, and plummeted 16 feet through an announcers table.

I was gonna say, I haven’t used Windows in years.

In every way that can possibly be interpreted, yes.

The markings remind me a lot of my girl. I’m not sure if I’d call my girl polite, lol.

You mean you’ve accepted that the cat is in charge and not the other way around, right? Because yeah, that is what usually happens.

Beautiful.

Oof. Yeah, I don’t use my computer for work, so I’d never even thought of that. That’s annoying.

[ Insert “I see this as an absolute win!” meme here ]

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Greebles. Only cats can see them.

I used to work nights at a grocery store. The break room coffee was made by a recovering meth addict, and was basically the next “best” thing if only in theory.

Yes, good and/or bad and/or otherwise. It’s gonna get weird.

The machine I had before this had 4 GB, lol. That’s why I put so much of the budget into RAM when I built this one.

Shaving what little hair I have left on my head is so much more convenient, lol.

Okay, fine. I have 192 GB of RAM.

I can remember saving my allowance for however long I had to, to be able to get the game I wanted, and then riding my bike to Walmart, or the used game store, or wherever it was, and then riding home with a stupid grin on face. I feel bad for kids who will grow up to be adults who won’t have memories like that.

This is amazing.

I hate having any more tabs open than I absolutely need. Right now, I have none. I’m probably gonna either fire up a YouTube video or find someone to watch on Twitch here in a minute, at which point I’ll have one tab open. I’m not gonna say exactly how much RAM I have, but I have as much RAM as my motherboard will take, so I can definitely afford to open more than one tab. I just don’t see any reason to, frankly, and it drives me up the wall.