The 5th cheese is always ricotta. Like, no shade to ricotta, but if I wanted fancy cottage cheese, I would be eating lasagna. Not to mention that it is the number two stomach killer of cheeses, right behind the cheese your dad insists he just bought, but it has a promo on it for a signed ball by Stockton and Malone. That cheese is so old and moldy it has basically become a more expensive cheese.
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Another point against SpongeBob’s statue, it got me in trouble in elementary school.
Our class did some lesson on the cis-teen chapel. And I thought, “oh, Michaelangelo! Like that statue in SpongeBob.” So I drew that statue with the clam shell and all. And then I had to meet with child and family services and convince them my dad wasn’t diddling me. Well jokes on them, he was and they didn’t even figure that out!
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Real wizards know the rag goes on the outside of the capped bottle so you don’t light yourself and party on fi… maybe wizards don’t know that
Yeah, fancy cottage cheese