“It’s called ‘inter-species erotica’, Fuck-o.”

I know, right? The Supreme Court was feeling left out, so they legalized bribery gratuities for judges.

A shame he wasn’t on the rocket at the time.

What clown actually subs to a rag like WaPo to get fucking news?

Living Color had a song Living Color, but the album name was Vivid.

If the Dude were a cat, he’d definitely be a Tabby.

While we’re at it, let’s change the name of North America to Amerigo del Nord.

All three, probably.

Absolutely!

Or at least make the fucking “thumbs down” mean something.

I had an Army recruiter call me when I was in H.S. After his initial "sales pitch’ I told him I didn’t believe in the military. That asshole was positively apoplectic. He went on the predictable “if-it-wasn’t-for-the-military-we’d-all-be-speaking-Russian” screed, to which I just hung up on him.

Insurance workers/administrators. They are there to prevent you from getting the healthcare you need. Luigi did nothing wrong. The night that human shit-stain got shot, Luigi was at my house drinking beers and playing cards.

Did the pigs empty 20 or 30 rounds into it? Then I guess not.

Color me surprised that a grifting pedophilic psychopath has done yet another rug-pull on the morons gullible enough to vote him into office again.

That too. Lots of Canyoneros out there.

In the image, the 4 cars on the left are blocking the fifth car who wants to turn right even though there’s a green arrow. I’ve experienced this lots of times, but on left turns, and a lot of times because too many assholes in front of me aren’t pulled up as far as they can.

Here in 'Merika, it would only take two cars to block the turning lane, because half of these morons are oblivious and/or on their goddam phones.

Same here. I’d do anything not to make an extra trip up 3 flights of stairs. My current apartment is on the first floor.

Sorry, my dumb. Trying to quit drinking and after 3 or 4 days of being dry, I get bad insomnia.

This seems like it was written by AI.