They had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

The user that posted this one is the only one I’ve seen post these.

Have you considered… Line go up?

You know, I’m kind of not anymore. That seems suboptimal.

If you buy it legit on Steam it will force you to install the Rockstar launcher in order to actually play it. It is not known to me if there is a workaround, because of reasons completely unrelated to Captain Jack Sparrow.

So literally no downside.

Which effectively means the messages aren’t encrypted. Cool.

Kitten!

I mean. It’s not technically wrong. He does look like that.

I wish my email were so focused. It’s mostly boner pills and fake Geek Squad renewals.

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And at least the average Lemmy user isn’t a complete fucking idiot.

Please, allow myself to introduce… Myself.

I am reborn!