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Why isn’t the USA on the list?

And their response appears to be “if you can’t beat 'em, join 'em.”

“I’m a cop. I can’t just go on a call and not shoot something.”

I hope they have a registration form to gather all of the info of the visitors.

NGL, the half-devil is worth it for the memories, but definitely not long-term.

This is the only station that comes in at night when I’m trying to sleep. The volume knob is broken so the best I can do is try to drown it out with an audiobook or movie or something so I can fall asleep.

I didn’t read the article… What police department did he work for?

God, I fucking hope it’s an AI agent.

Many adults lack the ability for critical thinking.

A lot of innocent droids are gonna be harassed under the guise of “looking like” the droids they’re looking for.

How did that other post describe it…?

“A cathedral of syrup and violence”

Waffle House, hands down.

I had dreams of video game-style navigation with translations and overlays on the world. Instead, I have to keep an eye out for these things anytime I go into a public restroom.

It was something in the air that night…

I like to go with “Big Sexy”.

A hack for this: get a travelers credit card. It works just like a regular credit card, but it’s pre-paid and not tied to a bank account. Use the balance you used to open the card on whatever you want, then you can use the empty (or nearly empty) card online without worry.

Well, it’s a police office so I’m assuming the redacted word is “recruit”.

Arrested on sex trafficking charges, so they’re obviously headed for cabinet positions.

This is why hippos kill people.

And how should we collect those taxes…

Jesus Cash!