I feel like I’m going to fall into one of the Myst ages looking at that book.

Hmm.

There is no van in this image.

Nice to see your mom got a job in government.

Mayo on fries is great. It’s also the Quebecois way.

Or just decline to tip?

Every place I’ve been to has the tip screen appear before you pay.

It’s also tasty as an ingredient in pasta sauces, stews, and soups. I use a bit when I make gumbo.

Soufflé is French for Puffs

My front door also locks in the vertical position.

Perhaps that only humans are able to perceive mother nature as a concept, and thus project humanity onto her.

There is an explainlikeimcalvin community on lemm.ee

Edit: it’s empty at the moment

Jeff the Chad

Yes.

What is this, a car carrier for ants?

It’s from Return to Zombie Island, but the image is photoshopped. They are in their normal outfits in this scene.

Maybe if you donated they could afford to do this properly.

I don’t have a problem with the phrase, but “restarting a game” would probably be a better choice.

Bottom half fish. The end result is less horrifying than top half fish, plus no one said I have to fuck the bottom half.

Yup. All those “la la las” you hear now? Originally something else