I feel like at least one of the trash bins should be on fire…

Just like how I was raised to think of them as wrong made with mematic

Truth

How do you fence 30k of cow spunk?

Just going to town on them like the cookie monster

Nah, I’m the hermit who lives nakedly behind a leaning, discarded door and swears at the trees.

What the AI hell is going on in the background of this image?

Not just that, but he bought them for 5 gold each. That’s fucking insane. That’s like the cost of a good sword, or a small and slightly rundown house.

If those Americans could read they’d be very upset about that!

Is it because they’re better and free? It’s because they’re better and free. I bet that’s it.

No, Bob’s Burgers. Happy Days finished fucking ages ago.

I think of it more of a “give me extra space because I may be distracted and exhausted” warning sign.

The expectation that you could get an apartment that size in central NYC without being a billionaire is also a lie

He’s either poor af or fucking massive!

Muppet Christmas Carol.

Michael Cane.

You never heard of ollama or docker model runner?

Great, now my wife thinks I made garlic bread and is super excited.

These are… Not inaccurate.

Damn, I thought I was the only one…

Teen could never enjoy life because their mom is the kind of person who sues porn sites rather than having a conversation about masturbation and sexual health with her child.

FTFY