So what did he call it then? Half-Dandy, Semi-Sly, Republican?

Well it was about that time that I noticed that the Beetles Agent was about 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the protozoic era

So… What were the other 41?

Aggregate data determined that users interact overwhelmingly with the handle, therefore the blade was bloatware and removed, you’re welcome.

But what is the second image?

A monkey’s paw in real life!