I never read the top line, I just saw the image and assumed what the text would be.

Mine is just like this, once in a while she will nod approval before leaving, and you know you did something well.

Well played; I hate you

As a former Ford Focus owner, this is absolutely true.

Can I get a pronunciation guide?

I kinda want to see what nonsense it says about me.

So what did he call it then? Half-Dandy, Semi-Sly, Republican?

Well it was about that time that I noticed that the Beetles Agent was about 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the protozoic era

So… What were the other 41?

Aggregate data determined that users interact overwhelmingly with the handle, therefore the blade was bloatware and removed, you’re welcome.

But what is the second image?

A monkey’s paw in real life!