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Cake day: July 2nd, 2023

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  • In my experience, the people who crave authoritarianism the most appear to understand it the least. This is both a cause and an effect of the authoritarian executive system when put into practice.

    Most authoritarians struggle mightily to explain the rationale behind their own choices, even incredibly simple ones. They also display a genuine aversion to the very process of evidence-based critical thinking.

    Thus the allure of authoritarianism is in justifying the release of it’s agents from the burdensome task of real, responsible decision-making. It’s not hard to understand when you consider how overwhelming the decision fatigue must be for those described above.


  • Hearing them tell it, you would think they were more upset about the stash than his death.

    I like to think it was both. He probably crashed because he was fapping in the car on the way to the wank cave to swap the fap cache. At least then he died doing what he loved.

    Come to think of it, I’m reminded of a detail that may corroborate my theory. He was ejected from the car when it rolled. It actually pancaked his head, leaving the rest of him pretty intact.

    Anyway, he clearly wasn’t wearing a seatbelt. So now I’m thinking why wasn’t he wearing it? And why was his dick out when they found him? I guess God is mysterious or whatever he used to like to say.