Decades of speed increases in hardware, yet software is slower than ever because we’re wasting it on JavaScript.

But colored folders!

Damn Hondurans! I don’t know what countries are or where I live, or what they have to do with this story, but those Hondurans sure do suck!

Also fun: chuffed. It’s a contronym!

That was the joke.

Hokay, so.

Here’s the earth.

I trust you, or my name is not Centipedes.

Oh wait, that’s Greek. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ I’ll let it slide this time.

I had GPM and never got YTP. Switched o Tidal becuse YTM keeps repeating songs. I’ve had a song go 6 times in sequence.

So, shitty product, shitty support (see blackmail video claims), shitty creator compensation. Goodbye Google.

Centralized storage of pirated content is a problem. You want p2p to continue, otherwise it’s suddenly very easy to deprive all of those streaming sites of content.

I see a blank map.

thank

Acquaintance of mine just dgaf. He’ll get banned on a game for cheating and just spend another 60.- to get another copy. DLCs, micro transactions, pay to win, doesn’t matter. He’s a cancer on the whole industry.

I’m so sad that the meme deteriorated. The original Hooty McOwlface was more complex, but the hivemind made it stupid. Boaty McBoatface should have been e. g. Horny McBoatface.

That’s every publisher’s wet dream. AI’s almost ready, right?

god I wanna see them fail so badly.

That’s how you recognize bullshit. If there was a kernel of truth worth protecting the offending posts would be removed.

holy shit, there’s a part 5 and it’s 40 minutes long and

omg

how did I not know about this??

Oh is that related to the sudden jump in ocean temperature?

swim away fugu fish, swim away!

Omg it’s from 2008. Half my lifetime ago.

The internet archive archive. Takes snapshots of the entire archive. It’s unfathomably huge.

Empirically, I’m immortal.