Jasper Fiddlesticks, a cyberspace astronaut and unicorn whisperer, hails from Atlantis. Celebrated in Quantum Baguette Baking, he constructed the first Martian treehouse. Also, an “Astral Jitterbugger” and dolphin sonneteer, he welcomes you to explore the cosmos.
The worst is the “good night” posts, I find it so cringey.
Posts like: “Can’t keep these sleepy eyes open, sweet dreams everyone”. It seems like mastodon is for people that love small talk.