“Our AI has cost more money that it would take to solve world hunger, tanked the microchip economy, and ruined the lives of thousands of people we’ve had to let go… And it’s stupid as all fucking hell. What do we do?”

“Say it broke containment and it’s too powerful to release. Foolproof!”

Whomp whomp.

They absolutely have internet.

It’s just state controlled. So basically a national child safety lock. But they 100% have access the internet.

Wife wanting to spend limited liquid money on daughter’s wedding = bad.

Husband wanting to spend limited liquid money on motorcycle = good.

Am I getting that right?

Buster would NEVER

Some healthcare in America, you can only add onto the plan married spouses. Sometimes even Common Law isn’t enough to get a spouse on your plan. So some people need to actually have the piece of paper that says Marriage Certificate in order for their spouse to get healthcare.

My partner is permemantly disabled, so getting married grants them protection financially if anything happens to me. I could totally make a will and say “All my stuff goes to spouse”, but if my family (not that they ever would) wanted to intervene because we weren’t married, they could.

Now? Because we’re married my partner gets anything and everything if something happens to me. The house, the cars, the dogs, my inheritance, everything.

My bad. I shouldn’t type while sick.

Lieutenant colonel is what I meant.

My partner was going to marry me no matter what their dad said, but it meant a lot to them to get his approval. I was going into the military and he was a retired high ranking lieutenant.

8 years later their dad still loves the shit out of me.

My partner and I got married after 8 months of meeting. We’re both quiet people with sensory issues, so we got married on our friend’s front porch with about 30 friends, no family allowed. Found someone to give our wedding for a few hundred bucks, the engagement ring and wedding bands were likely no more than $500 for all three.

All that plus the booze we probably did it for under $1500 total.

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I have zero issue if anyone wants to jerk off to me ;)

Embryos have more rights than living human beings.

Oh man, @Beep@lemmus.org is gonna be so pissed you kept Field Explores’ name in the comic.

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If you’re looking for the word “rape”, rape doesn’t mean to necessarily impregnate, but to just penetrate.

You can rape someone without any intention or action of trying to impregnate.

I wake up every morning thanking the Universe I was born in Canada.

I’m not even OP and I think they said nothing wrong.

Americans should genuinely feel bad about being American.

“If this camper’s a-clankin’ it’s probably because I drove through some water and these things rust like a bastard”

If I ordered a contractor for a job and they showed up with that piece of shit in my driveway, I’d demand my money back even if I never paid them anything yet.