Lina Khan should be the next attorney general.

Could it be that people don’t want to pay money to strap advertising machines on their faces? Has the robotic Augustus Caesar LARPer lost touch with the common people?

No, it is the plebeians that are wrong.

Good point, but LLMs are both ubiquitous and the public face of “AI.” I think it’s fair to assign them a decent share of the blame for overpromising and underdelivering.

Yeah, OpenAI, ChatGPT, and Sam Altman have no relevance to AI LLMs. No idea what I was thinking.

You mean the multi-billion dollar, souped-up autocorrect might not actually be able to replace the human workforce? I am shocked, shocked I say!

Do you think Sam Altman might have… gasp lied to his investors about its capabilities?

Beautiful sword, but looking at it gives me the strangest urge to carve runes into my skin.

My flat earther forums have a stickied Q&A where you can find the real truth on any topic. Did you know that dolphins are aliens sent to spy on us?

It’s crazy how this company turned a disaster into a success. They asked for patience to deliver on promises, provided transparency, then actually delivered.

So, so many companies should be taking notes.

Finally some good news. The discovery of the Prothean ruins will bring the entire world together.

Fred Hampton. They got his head of security to drug him, then came in on him with his pregnant girlfriend asleep next to him and murdered him. His tombstone is all shot up, because cops go there to shoot at it.

He was the Illinois chairman of the black panther party, and his focus was bringing all races together to fight economic injustice. That, and educating everyone about the class warfare being waged by the extraction class.

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The couple that diagnoses gross things together stays together.

“Everyone just please wear safety helmets in the Klingon sex room. We don’t want a repeat of last time.”

The dildo of justice arrives unexpectedly and unlubed.

At least he was curious enough to step out of his bubble for a day and find out what it’s like. That’s better than the rest of them.

At the conclusion of a satisfying meal, Americans are expected to fire their Breakfast Guns into the air in the parking lot. It’s considered courteous, and it signals to others where a good breakfast can be found.

Don’t knock a deep dive into the Battle of Midway until you’ve tried it.

What happens between a dude, a super mutant, and a fisting sexbot is their business.

Top 5 marketing tactics EVERYONE hates. You won’t BELIEVE number three.

Midichlorians… Midichlorians everywhere

“Honey, we’re going to be able to afford to go on vacation after all. We’re just going to have to duct tape ourselves to the seats near the hole in the plane.”