Mmmm pee…

YEAH TOAST

You would have to come to my house to see a horrifying(but impressive and… Expensive) number of plugs

Clearly not the point here.

Sorry for living in the US I guess? At my job I would get fired after 3 days without a doctor’s note.

They didn’t know she was pregnant until they did the test. Just thought she got fat

Guys can also wear bikinis and shove poke balls up their ass. It’s where I would store mine.

HEAVEN OR HELL

power metal and folk metal are kinda similar demographics-wise in my experience as an alestorm fan

I was just reading metamorphosis, this isn’t even the same artstyle

This is how I’ve gotten away with it for years

Ok.

Soda!

I only break out the sir/madam/etc for customers, and you bet if I wasn’t sure I wouldn’t try to guess. It’ll be you until I’m told different.

Brings a whole new meaning to you are what you eat.

I occasionally get it on Firefox with ublock- usually I just have to update uBlock and it goes away for a while. Eventually they’ll give up, I’m sure.

Right? It shouldn’t be this difficult

I’m just trying to figure out how to maintain my current diet and fuck myself every day without making a mess of all of my toys

I’m to understand we are doing each of these once a day, so am I sewing 30 faces on to mine?

If I had to guess, it stands for Definitive