What other orientation could he possibly put it in? The dude rolled a nat 20. If he can’t get it to fit after a roll like that, then there’s really no hope.

I’m upvoting, not because I agree, but because this is probably the least popular opinion on this thread, and I commend you for taking such a stance.

Death by Snu Snu!

I’ve used “Joe’s roadside cafe, you kill em, we grill em” before

I’m unsure what your point is. Are you talking about social media companies, or are you talking about the government? Because free speech is about censorship from the government, not private corporations

See now, words have meanings. Most words aren’t open to your feelings.

Lies

Vitriol

When you’re ready to actually discuss this like a normal person instead of a troll, please let me know.

bonus points for combining the two in one post

Two terrorists one cup?

Um… Orwell was talking about speaking truth to power, not spreading lies and vitriol.

Really, it was more of a “The Nazis are doing this. We need to get this done before the Nazis so we can prevent the Nazis using it because we will retaliate.” The fact that the war in Europe was over before either side had actually finished the bomb made that part irrelevant.

Unfortunately for science, once discoveries are made and turned over to the military, scientsts’ morality gets shoved into a corner.

Oh come on. Hot dog filler serves a purpose and can be quite tasty. Don’t bring it down to the Ted Cruz level.

No, the law is against “distributing food without a permit” … which does essentially bar people from giving food to homeless people outside of a soup kitchen or something. But yeah, it’s still a shitty law.

Pizza and weed sounds like a good business model, tbh

Douglas! Get your squirrel out of my tree! He’s stealing all my nuts again!

Sorry

Why even bother with a dream? “As soon as your hand touches the chair, everyone in the room is flung into a parallel dimension, each of your consciousnesses replacing the consciousness of the previous host, Quantum Leap-style. You are all sitting in a high school cafeteria on folding metal chairs…”

Then find a way to tell the players that you all need to somehow get the low-INT barbarian inhabiting Karen’s body elected PTA president before their consciousnesses can be returned to their original bodies.

It’s like when someone tells me something is unbreakable. It becomes my mission to come up with a way of breaking it.

With posts like this, you can never quite tell if it’s real or fake…

I can’t tell if you’re being serious or not, but I’m talking about the DARE program.

Uhhhhh… poop knife?

But seriously, I was a kid who had to go through DARE in school, and I did not know how much outright lying was part of that program. And because I was a goody-two-shoes, I believed everything DARE told me.

I was in my late 30s before Reddit presented me with facts that showed me that LSD does not, in fact, pool at the base of your spine and cause you to trip randomly for the rest of your life.