My bowels feel like they have a cannonball in them after.

Absolutely. They will use it as an excuse to jail liberals/leftists, young people, and people of color just like Nixon and Reagan did.

Fragile masculinity.

It must be uncomfortable wearing a fucking maxi pad on your ear all day long.

The masks prevent them from quaffing their own farts all day long.

And yet they’re the ones screeching about “alpha males and the loss of masculinity in America.”