Atmospheric shot of Whitby Abbey I took on my honeymoon

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick

Ahhh les petites cellules grises 🧠

When I was about 4, I was jumping on the sofa, back and forth from one arm to the other (because the middle was lava, obviously)

Misjudged it and ended up going headfirst off the end into a china cabinet next to it, glass doors and all - I ended up missing the first month of school, 32 stitches and basically half a Glasgow smile to show for it, I’m told it looks very cool

“Clarence, I have a slight headache”

“Me too, Geoffrey”

Conversely, spotted this recently

Beaney museum in Canterbury

Sometimes more than one 🤮

Turns out it’s a lot harder to do this with a whale

Why not Zoidberg?

(V)(,;,;,)(V)

Looks like it yeah, found other seals in the sealbarrow on their Twitter

There’s one missing hole, a tiny bit right of the centre of the image

All hail the God Who Hates You Unconditionally 👌

Most of the major newspapers (this is from a UK perspective but I’d imagine they’re accessible in other places) have a live news page for big developing news stories - the BBC site is probably a good unbiased-ish one

https://youtu.be/JUO7LvDnCPA

I’m a big fan of -ussy as a suffix, especially when it’s wildly unsuitable for the purpose

It’s utterly ruined ales describing themselves as “citrussy”

Hold the newsreader’s nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.

The Dollop

Particularly the 1908 New York Paris Car Race episode

Diogenes has entered the chat