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They just lost all value. Post your rarest pepe or I’ll report you to DOGE.

It should be said this is a newly created Department and its authorities are nebulous. Could have power over everything, nothing, or in between.

It’s hard to believe but it’s just a couple people being shitty. Many probably agree sadly, but damn, get with it people !

I understand all the crashes database, Bobby Tables arguments. But shit, just update your system to accept Unicode and we’ll live happily ever after. At least my child 🍆💦ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪ will be finally recognized. 🤙

You’re right.

I just want to say that my last name is three syllables and spelled exactly how it sounds. In fact it’s two common english words stuck together. It was Americanized/Anglicized from Germany.

Three syllables will break brains on people here. I state it clearly. They’re like haha what?

For the last 9 years I’ve just been handing over my work ID badge so they can type it.

Fuck that, we think it is in the US. And we’re the only people who matter on the internet.

I’ve had a salad while driving. It’s a skill.

I wish any of us could live to see the Star Trek universe. I doubt a child born today will live to see it. It remains to be seen if we can ever stop backstabbing people in service of a false hierarchy.

I’m suggesting you watch Black Dynamite, one of the best comedies ever made.

Fuck you corpbot.

Fuck you. I sweat a lot. My socks are wet a few minutes after putting them on.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Yeah you don’t live like I do. I hate daylight saving time for what it’s worth.

I woke up at 830 this morning. Later than usual but habit. I had a smoke, took a shit, then said fuck this it’s Saturday. I slept until almost 1.

Apple is backwards though.

I think that hairy bird just ate

Ever been a manager of a store? I have. I did six years as general manager of a Papa John’s. It was fucking terrible but I learned people skills while absolutely losing my mind in rage almost every day at the stupidity of the average customer and employee. This was an extremely high volume store. It was franchise though so maybe managers at a store owned directly by the corporation have more say. I had fucking zero say, just follow orders.

You really think the managers of that particular store made that decision? I mean, it’s possible, but it’s unlikely you’re going to make a difference making a retail manager’s shit day worse.

Don’t be a Karen. It’s not their fault. Their job sucks ass believe me.

I live 5 minutes from a shitty one. I appreciate the convenience. I wish they paid their employees more.

Oh and it’s in a “bad” neighborhood. So they pay a fat tall guy to stand there with a gun on his hip. Goddamned hilarious.

I loved going to markets in Costa Rica. Not only is everything cheap and fresh, but there are multiple cops with shotguns and AKs. I would definitely steal from my local Kroger first.