It’s good practice to buy at least one or two new smartphones per year.

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Life expectancy has also gone up. You’re lying through your fucking teeth.

This is a great innovation by Phillips, and it follows rule 8 from my best selling business book, “12 rules for business”.

Rule 8: The business is always right - never give customers a choice when you can dictate the terms to them instead.

I’m coming to your funeral now just to piss you off

That was only the first wave of NFTs, it’s normal for this to happen with any technology. The oldest first generation of televisions and radios also became worthless as newer better ones came out. The next generation of NFTs is going to be more impressive and earn even more profits for their creators, mark my words. If anybody wants to get in on the ground floor of NGNFT (next gen NFT) drop me a line and I can help you make 1000x your initial investment.

Personally I think you’re being weird as fuck, I went to North Korea to get a stylish haircut but you read some propaganda and think you know it all.

That is real. Are you doubting the cartoonish evil and depravity of North Korea? Seems like you’ve been fooled by the tankist propaganda.

It’s true, I spoke with somebody who escaped from there and they said that rats eat babies and then people eat the rats and then the babies eat the rats and the baby looked at me.

Every great genius inventor and businessman can be a little eccentric. Remember that before you decide to call them mean names like “abuser”, “megalomaniac” etc. It’s actually quirky and endearing once you factor in that he’s a genius inventor and businessman (I’m also one of the misunderstood people in the same category).

It’s all about supply and demand, and the customers have demanded smarter TVs. In this way capitalism drives innovation. Who knows, a couple years from now TVs will likely be twice or three times as smart as they are now!

Yawn, get back to work plebe

I’ve purchased dozens of properties and inherited dozens more, you’re just jealous of my immense success.

Lol, lmao. I’m a successful wealthy landlord. If I don’t know anything about the construction process it’s because being a landlord has nothing to do with construction you fucking dunce, that’s my whole point. You’re the one who keeps insisting on saying I built the fucking houses myself when I’m telling you definitively that I didnt.

No he didn’t lol.

Gifts to the builders? What the fuck are you on about? Money does not travel backwards in time.

I got 15 of my properties from my father. I paid nothing at all for them, to anybody.

No, I don’t.

He didn’t pay anybody anything you fucking dipshit, he can’t even hold a spoon.

No it’s not. The value of my house has literally nothing to do with how much it cost to build, it’s so wildly disconnected, I used the actual numbers to show you that and you’re still being an insufferable moron about it.