Because the humans are thoughtless and dumb. Duh

Cliff notes?

I started to go bald at the age of 20, and it was a major kick in the nuts at first. After I finally accepted my fate, i now use a disposable razor in the shower almost every morning, and keep my remaining hair at almost zero length. Some girls dig a bald head, and some girls think its a turnoff. But i have come to enjoy it. It is very low maintenance and it feels great in the summer. More aerodynamic as well lol

Well his stupid hat won’t fit through the hole in the guillotine, so he is safe. For now.

I put a lot of hours into Fallout 1. What a great game.

Ya. It blew my fuckin mind. Literally lol