Uh, that looks promising! Thank you!
Uh, that looks promising! Thank you!
Nothing escapes the Belgian Malinois.
Remember faster!
Please 💖
I had some friends/colleagues from Slovakia and I quickly realized that it’s extremely important to mainly utilize curse words while debugging.
What about man mount?
I spent the last day refactoring code for a (private) project. But I drank coffee. This isn’t accurate at all!
Full of cheese is the best state one can achieve I wanna be full of cheese now!.
I’m not even in a rural setting and the only way to get my dogs to the vet is via car. Getting a taxi to drive there is difficult when one of your dogs starts vomiting after the second turn.
That and getting to by family in a rural setting. 2 hours by car vs up to 8 by train. With two dogs. That won’t happen 😐
Besides that I don’t really need a car.
Those candies taste like shit :-|
Never lay your eyes on spring boot then.
/* This works because there's a bean with a specific name and a
specific dependency that doesn't even share the same namespace.
I don't know what it does, I think it's dark magic.
Don't refactor any of this! */
Hmmm, sardines…
Yeah thanks. You just made the top spot on my naughty list. No presents from me, pal!
I have that weird shit all the time. Not with self harm exclusively, but for example very graphically imagining how I’d accidently slip and being hit by a truck or something like that.
Turn it off please, I don’t like.
I went to therapy as a teenager and now, decades later, I’m a grown man. Explain that, science!
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quack
weeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee
Ah, to be young again. And also a duck.
How many mothers do you have that it makes a real world difference? I’d guess up until 1000 you wouldn’t really notice depending on your hardware. You could cache them as well.
Checksum then? First few characters?
Last week I’ve been laughed at for having written a travel blog a decade ago. Fuck you, blogs are hip again! You’re the boomer!
I don’t mean you, you’re probably cool. I mean my colleague who laughed at me.
Your LinkedIn profile looks promising, I’m trying to staff a senior Java developer position.