Leeks

Many states have tax cuts for living in the property you own. The high tax rate is the state saying “if you make money, we want to make money”.

“How to save a life” by The Fray is literally intervention instructions.

Sure. It just means you got a drinking buddy!

The trap has a timer that uses prestidigitation to clean the area shortly there after.

“Manna” from Marshall Brian. It’s a available online: https://marshallbrain.com/manna1

Ah, winning was easy, young man, governing’s harder

With the rising sea levels due to glacial melt the saltiness of the water is going down, so really this is just doing the fish a solid! /s