Exactly

I’m 900 years old and I’m still learning to get it right. Don’t worry.

We think with ad blockers we’re shielded by ads and to some degree, we are. At least we don’t have to see the abominations. But ads are insidious. They echo. We can block the actual ads but we live in a reality that is molded by ads. They’re massive coordination mechanisms that alter our shared culture. They push the masses into lifestyles and into brands. We can still shield ourselves, to some degree, from being influenced by all of this. But we can’t really escape a world where a brand not only is a product but also a symbol.

I think they just forgot a few words. “Add a comma’s beautiful presence to your passwords…”

QAnon was a public exhibition of how this happens with MAGAts. I doubt it does but none of this should surprise anyone

What a deck, betch

The fucking bastards took it from us

Dating several people at once is easy now that several AIs are my secretaries and do all the talking

Ingredients: a dash of em

Several friends and I have always used them. They’re such a fun punctuation mark.

Why are you making fun of topological toroidal surfaces mr smarty pants

It’s all situational. If it’s hot and humid but I’m near a beach, fuck yes, summer rules. If it’s hot and humid and I’m in a big city, dear lord help me, summer sucks.

I’m not having that

Maybe a plot then.

How many ways is that?

f(x) = 2.50 for x in {1,2,…,5}

Language = pain

The funny part is that my phone always falls from my pocket