Absolutely devistating.

You should tow it out of the environment or something.

That line was really funny. The first time we heard it. Many years ago.

I love Melon.

Do you have any examples of successful overnight revolutions?

Which corporation are you talking about?

They only call it “class warfare” when poor people fight back.

It’s okay, we’re getting rid of history lessons too!

Building shareholder value, duh.

TIL

haec·ce·i·ty

noun

Philosophy

that property or quality of a thing by virtue of which it is unique or describable as “this (one).”.

the property of being a unique and individual thing.

"he has a paramount concern with haecceity, the thisness of things

I used to work with a guy who was religious about backing up his files to an external drives. Until someone broke into his house and stole his computer AND his external drives. He lost everything.

“human capital management”.

*dick

Way back in the 20th century televangelist grifter Oral Roberts had a “vision” in which he saw a “900 foot tall Jesus” standing over Tulsa Oklahoma. MC 900’ Jesus took his name from this.

Capable? Yes. Willing? No.

I would watch this movie.

Try funnier jokes?

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