The good ol laxative high

Classic thinkpad battery health

Oh god, the space age larpers took over

It’s just a basic bread recipe + honey, don’t exactly remember which website I scoured it off of but it’s on the first page of ddg

Thank you :>

A blend of italian seasoning, powdered milk, parmesan cheese, and then you top it off with shredded cheese right before cooking

Baked using a subway bread liner I ganked from my previous workplace (it had a very small tear and they were gonna throw it out).

Didn’t proof very quickly since it got randomly freakishly cold in my apartment and my ovens lowest setting was still too hot for proofing anything. Tastes pretty good, made a honey italian dough and herbed up 2 of them

My vision is bad and when I saw the thumbnail I thought it was 4 very mouldy loaves of bread in a larval bath

When you work in customer facing service long enough you start to develop a strange type of charisma that makes old people really like you

In jail for boner, yeah

This is my sink, I have the exact sink, that’s creepy. Mines full of dishes though :<

that actually sounds really good, and I don’t even like that typical assortment of food. Just put me in the right environment and I’ll eat thousands of pounds of it

Yes you can! Except they’re usually locked in a display case and you have to go and get someone to help you get one

It can’t be, because BDSM is too consensual for them

I’m at work ATM can’t do the photoshop

my brain saw the bump on the sign as the Saddam Hussein hiding spot

luckily bluesky has strong moderation tools and community managed block listn, so you can totally limit the voices of those folk

2k 120, my vision even with corrective lenses is not good enough to tell the difference between 2 and 4k

I’ve got a fat ass and thighs so all my bottoms are 2xl while my tops are just L. Makes it almost impossible to get a dress that fits comfortably and as soon as you enter potientialy fitting territory the price magically doubles

Misread this as “Congrats on the flesh start” and was concerned for a moment