JapaneseJudas

Huh. Says my cats last name is 4

I am a BANANA

Try a half a coke at noon

Realize this came across poorly. This is from someone who is basically fully non-functional without my meds and I wasn’t being serious. Obviously it could be anything and this was just a poorly executed joke that ironically I probably would have done better with if I could have gotten my meds filled this month. Sorry if it came across any kind of way

And if you have regular doctors appointments in your 30s, probably you don’t need the meds. Lol.

This isn’t keto. Thanks for creating content!

Surely the recycler is going to have questions yeah?

The average snake has 1 penis. Only 50% of snakes have penises. Snakes have two dicks.

No generational war for me thanks, only class war plz

I miss slapstick comic strips!

I’m partial to Charles Darwin with this banger from 1861

But I am very poorly today and very stupid and I hate everybody and everything. One lives only to make blunders.

I think this is basically true. Though it’s an interesting topic Here is an interesting bit of research