Look up, the joke is up there

Hard disagree (except for the first sentence)

Imagine spotting a coworker going down on a tape roll.

Yeah but it’s being “weekend at Bernie’d” and half the country thinks it’s fine.

Oh look, a circle jerk.

rELiGiOn bAD!

Yeah we are going down the same path unfortunately.

I think we will be pretty fucking close once we have PM Potato

Australian here.

When I was a kid some 30 years ago everyone wanted to go to America. It was seen as this amazing society where you could do anything, be anything, see anything!

It’s not that way anymore.

Now it’s seen as a dangerous place, where you have to take measures like in this article to protect yourself.

Trump really has destroyed your country’s reputation. It’s incredible.

Had a job booking in Apple laptops for repair at some dingy little Apple Authorised Repairer in Nth Sydney.

Told a customer he looked just like that guy Mouse from the Matrix movie.

I have a signed DVD somewhere now hahaha

My kids all call me cringe.

I don’t care because their behaviour is all round awesome.

Means I’m getting parenting results baby!