Holy crap, I thought this was a photoshop.

It’s because it’s taking the piss out of them.

OP has actually stated what it is in another comment, the author is apparently writing from the perspective of a mentally ill person.

Hmm.

What’s the print date of this masterpiece? It reads like either AI or mental illness, it’s not coherent enough to be a bad translation.

Yup, same here. Not quite ten yet though.