

The first two remind me of tacky mafia style hotels and maybe Miami (Tony Montana) or Las Vegas “classy”.
The first two remind me of tacky mafia style hotels and maybe Miami (Tony Montana) or Las Vegas “classy”.
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Looks really nice and really smart. Question: does it last the whole week without spoiling?
What kind of shitty stories are you trying to read?
Gotta be using a Ginzu brand knife or some shit. And kudos on the finger nail!
Assuming this dude is heterosexual, he’d be sandwiched between two big footed bitches in that bed. Solid!
Or the baby is suffocating underneath the sheets.
Playing doesn’t mean winning.
How do you place the erect Johnson on the balance to get an accurate weight? If you place the round side of the arch down, you’ll have false negatives and the pointy side down downwards the balance, you’ll get false positives proportional to the hardness of the Wilfred.
I’ll finally have enough space for my meme screenshots.
Chihuahuas are scary af. They could easily be on second or third.
This one made me feel sad for the recipient of this thrashing.
That Wii controller had just the right shape too.
This shit made me crack up pretty good. So much so that I showed it to my wife who stared at the screen with a confused face not understanding why I was laughing so much, followed by a long look into my eyes with a deep sense of disappointment and placing the phone on the table before walking away.
The teacher is obviously a fat fuck that dreams of more pi.
This map exactly coincides with the area where people’s feet are fast as lightning. Uncanny!
The “I’ll tell wut” killed me 🤣🤣🤣
No they don’t.