That reminds me of that thing Socrates said one day about a man and his nipples.

I think the cat is definitely dead

I consulted my Ivy League homeslice Chad G.P.T. III about the surname Barnard and he promptly provided the following response:

“… the surname Barnard, it’s not super common, but it’s not rare either. Here’s a quick breakdown: • In the U.S., it ranks around #2,500 to #3,000 in terms of frequency. That puts it in the mid-range — you’ll definitely run into it now and then, but it’s not like Smith or Johnson (if you’re looking for Johnson, so is Chad) • It’s more common in South Africa, partly because of Dr. Christiaan Barnard, the guy who did the first human heart transplant. The name has some Dutch/Afrikaans roots. • Also seen in the UK, Australia, and Canada with moderate frequency.

Origin-wise, it comes from the Germanic personal name Bernhard (“bear” + “brave/strong”) — which morphed into Barnard in English-speaking countries.

Crank it with a shirt on next time. You cranked your dang nipples straight off your chest there bud.

Wasn’t there a cartoon where a scientist or military dude needed to scan his anus before entering a top secret room?

That’s on you bruh. You shouldn’t have placed that bumper sticker that said, “if this spacecrafts a rockin, don’t come a knockin”.

Curious that the star is called Barnard because that’s the name of the doctor that first performed a successful heart transplant.

More lobbying money and more ability to insider trade.

Or the dexterity required to kiss your own ass. Respect.

And gargle ounces of goat jizz

/Aitah

🎶🎵Gonna find my stocks, gonna hold em tight, gonna move somewhere with urban blight, can’t afford my condo or Cyber Truck and my big tiddie lady don’t give a fuck…oohhh I’m wanna jump but now I live on the second flooooorr. iiiii may end up being a blond crack whoooorrreee…🎵🎶🎵🎶

Guess that tune y’all

Andrew Shultz. Very insightful and culturally savvy comedian.

I’m surely getting downvotes from flagrant meat eaters. 😂

It’s also the cause of delicious meals.

The rules on the Fediverse are different I thought? No?

Mr. Satans Methpipe sir, with all due devil respect, but you have no idea what I’m doing with these points in the metaverse, where they mean a lot. But thanks for the devilish concern.

Looks like I forgot the /s but yeah, there’s some really shitty stuff on the metaverse but I believe it’s got a future once some things are sorted out. Like the Fediverse.

Hey fuck you man. Alright? Let us have our shitty things without the guilt. /s

Edit: added “/s” at 15 downvotes. Let’s see if we can turn these numbers around. /s

Fuck dem kids, right Florida? Those little fingers are great for picking fruit. /s