HooPhuckenKarez

A pizza my parrot ordered. May have been a shoe.

Beats the buyer being a 4chan incel with a spare jar.

Firefox mobile+uBlock Origin+Video background play fix.

Asian dude and butterfly meme… Is this a premium.

Video background play fix. Long winded title. Let’s me play youtube videos in FF mobile while leaving shitty comments on the fediverae.

Literally listening to youtube in the background right now without premium. Firefox mobile ftw.

Video background play fix is the add-on I use.

I’ve had on and off problems with YT. On days where uBO is behind, I right click and open in private window. It’s a shitty workaround, but it works.

Dude, blame your barber/stylist, grow it out, and get over it.

My parents used to threaten me with being sold to the gypsies. I had no idea what they were, but I was moderately afraid of them. One night they broke out Coconut Face, and he chased me up the stairs. I still have sleep issues.

Coconut Face was a face carved into a coconut husk. My father got it when he was in the navy. It used to scare the shit out of us. One of my cousins still talks about it the better part of 40 years later, and he was never deliberately scared with it.

I used to have weird dreams about the gypsies too. The details are tough to conjur at the moment.

I tried using an old phone as a dashcam for a while. It just kept overheating. That’s my vaguely related experience. Thanks for reading.

Brined and slowcooked. Like a brisket, but fattier and more cathartic.