Reposting screenshots to other websites was the original Fediverse

We’ll just have to fight to the death over it. Either way, both of us will end up regretting a few things

Oh absolutely not. I would scarf down that entire chicken mess and spend the next two days regretting all my life choices

Yeah it kind of looks like a bundt cake made out of boneless chicken wings

Congratulations this is the best (worst) one yet

There are a lot of quality of life improvements in ck3 and a few new fun mechanics, but overall it’s way too easy and lacking in flavor or immersion. Once you’ve played one country, you’ve played them all.

I’m still angry about that person from a couple days back who doesn’t preheat their oven

I’ll definitely have to try, lol. Green pants are just so hard to pair with other colors. Maybe a deep blue?

This one time, I showed up to work in a pair of green slacks and a white dress shirt, sleeves rolled up to the elbow. A friend of mine sees me that morning and the first thing he says is “You’re dressed exactly like Peter Griffin.”

It was easily the most devastating sentence anyone has ever spoken to me. I haven’t worn those pants since.

I’m gonna need to know more about Xanax the Sorcerer, lmao

As a licensed rapturologist I can verify that rapture events do leave stains on organic material. It’s the same miraculo-chemical process that burns Jesus’ face into the toast of true believers.

That’s a tough one. I want to be considerate, but I ain’t trying to raise 1,500 to 10,000 quarter-guppy children.

I think I would have to make like a salmon, fertilize the eggs as best I can, and then slowly wither away and die

Bottom-half fish. I’ve seen The Lighthouse like eight times. I’m ready for the mermussy.

Wow… that was quite the ride. You could’ve given me all day to guess how this would be related to the post and I wouldn’t have gotten it lmao

Creation:

You pull wisps of shadow material from the Shadowfell to create a nonliving object of vegetable matter within range: soft goods, rope, wood, or something similar. You can also use this spell to create mineral objects such as stone, crystal, or metal. The object created must be no larger than a 5-foot cube, and the object must be of a form and material that you have seen before.

“How far away is the BBEG’s fortress?”

“His lair is still many leagues in the distance. You can just barely see it on the horizon, nestled in the-”

“I spawn a really big boulder on top of it. Like, a reeeally big boulder.”

“…”

Checks out

It’s about 3 Hiroshima Bombs long

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure

Yeah, I really don’t understand taking amphetamines for recreational use. It’d be like putting on my work pants to go to a party.