GreenPlasticSushiGrass

I like that God wears a wizard had that says “god” and nothing else.

Well sure, but the regulars are there for more than just the movies and probably are not aspiring to a career in politics.

We had VCRs in the 90s. Just buy your tapes and do the walk of shame once, like a normal person.

-1, -1, -1, -1, -1, -1, …

Jumpin’ Jesus on a pogo stick!

Tim Walz once told a child he had her nose, when in fact it was his thumb. He did tell the child that he’d returned her nose, though.

I remember one year I heard that weather radios save lives, so I bought them for the whole family one Christmas. They might save more lives if they weren’t loud pains in the ass that eventually get turned off.

“It’s a lovely morning in the village, and you are a horrible goose.”

XcQ, link stays blue.

The longer days are enough to make me love summer! Then there’s gardening, sweet corn, fresh strawberries, fresh blackberries, garden tomatoes, zucchini squash, mojitos with fresh mint from the patio, basil and walnut pesto, and grilling outdoors. There’s probably a lot of other stuff that doesn’t involve food or alcohol, but those are my favorites, off the top of my head.

Did people download .exe files in 2006? We were so innocent.

Do bags of heroin still go for $15? Apparently illegal street narcotics are inflation-proof!