One of my all-time favorite Joey moments

Would it still make noise when you inhale through that end? It’s been far too long since I’ve dooted a kazoo for me to remember

Kakaren

No problem haha.

Usually it was one on each side pissing kinda diagonally, about 4 and 8 o’clock, assuming the wall behind the toilet was 12, then one pissing normally at the 6 o’clock position. It helped that the stalls didn’t have any doors 😅 it was definitely close quarters, but it helped us develop our sword-fighting skills

Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.

Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery

I am watching you through a camera

*gyro

Heads up, it’s actually keyboard and chair, not keyboard and computer

The pink car isn’t yielding at all, it’s in motion

shakes you vigorously

“Wake the fuck up and take us with you!”

It’s from a classic episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia