It’s so fucked up that companies with too much capital to burn can just bleed money for years in order to starve the competition out and establish a monopoly.

Very thin line between “I’m safe in my bunker” and “I’m trapped in my bunker.”

Gaaaggghhhh! Somebody turn it back on! I’m starting to form my own thoughts again! It hurts!

I like the edit where it shows him in a fifth panel saying “she said ‘he’, I passed!”

My mother in law introducing herself as a “mother of six” and each of her children by their number order. “This is my fourth!”

😬😬😬

Trump on Wednesday: But I want to be very clear about something. This literally means nothing to me.

Trump today:

AI art

More like “belongs in the trash!”

TempleOS?

If this is the case, my recommendation is to power the server off fully and unplug it before having a priest use holy water to exorcise whatever daemon is causing the problem

“I can take a screenshot of a female character and have AI put some uncanny valley style huge gazonkers on her. Surely these skills can serve as a 1:1 replacement for the entire character design, modeling, and animation teams for this AAA video game.”

If a child uses your computer, you are required by § 1798.501(a)(1) to provide “an accessible interface at account setup” that collects their age. The adduser command does not ask for your age. We recommend not thinking about this.

Based

Maybe liberation office, or just LibreOffice for short.

It’s the old “media shows you an objectively attractive character then attempts to gaslight you into thinking they’re some kind of rotten gremlinesque undesirable” trope.

And they work hard, it’s not easy thinking of bigger numbers every month /s

Construction companies should pay bricklayers in bricks and mortar

Uber should pay drivers in gas

Restaurants should pay chefs in raw ingredients

This is a radical idea, but maybe employers should be responsible for providing the supplies and tools their employees need to do their jobs? And the employees can just get money in return for their labor?

So a corner store?

All my servers are Debian. All my personal machines are Fedora KDE.

At least, it’s not just someone watching a YouTube video of someone else playing

I would much rather pay nothing to watch a human being play a video game than purchase a video game just to watch the game play itself. I say this as someone who has zero interest in twitch, let’s play, etc.

Just save your money and pirate a fucking a movie at that point.

You’re absolutely right! I told you to bomb Iran without considering all of the obvious fallout. That’s on me, and in the future I’ll do more to accurately convey the potential ramifications of any foreign policy decisions I suggest.

In the meantime, I can help you spin this disaster. Let me know if you want me to:

🦅 Help draft a propaganda piece smearing any detractors as unpatriotic

💣 Generate an image that looks like satellite imagery of a weapons grade uranium enrichment facility

👶 Organize a hangout with your friends to help blow off some steam

Just let me know what you’d like me to get started on. And remember, you got this!

I don’t know what you’re talking about, I’m obviously not gonna steal anything. Sure, accidents happen from time to time. The supermarket decided to replace their cashiers with self checkout operated by random non-employees, after all. If I happen to ring up filet mignon as a Roma tomato, I think that’s just the inevitable result of outsourcing your labor to untrained civilians with no incentive to accurately do the job .