I saw this when I was about 7 or 8. It was a great horror; really enjoyed it!

I like the brown one. I want to nibble him to see if he tastes of coffee or chocolate.

Nikon or Canon?

When you remember where the buttons are they’re fine to navigate. The average keyboard that meant people can type on without looking has less physical feedback (2 small bumps on f and h).

Brother are good but I got a Kyocera about 6yrs ago and have never had to change the toner. I’ve been through about 2 blocks of paper in that time. Prints great.

Plug & Play on Windows and Linux

Holy fucking shit balls. I contemplated seeing up an instance on a £5 VPS. Hmmmm, I think my scale is a bit off.

Ackshually octopus regrow their tentacles.

He got caught doing something he shouldn’t.

She’s so fluffy! I just want to grab and ruffle her feathers! 🥰

I want a pet owl. Or several pet owls!

It depends on the website hosting location. TOS, users location and relevant international copyright treaties.

It’s not a one-size-fits-all.

As a UK citizen I can’t claim my (US) first amendment right to call you a “cunt”.

It’s against the website TOS and I’m not American.

Putting a license at the bottom clears any ambiguity.

Funnily enough you’re only highlighting your own “Zoomer” naivety of law by making your “Boomer” comment.

That’s not how public domain works.

What’s AV1 compression like compared to x265?

He’s probably worried that if he gives in then US Tesla workers will unionise.

Doctors gave the one of the highest rates of drug addiction of all professions

Go on then sailor. Be the change you want to see!

Baguette Canadian?

Private Eye is so fucking depressing. They say they put the funny stuff in the second half to offset the corruption and scandals in the first half but I can rarely get through one page before I have to put it down.

• Directly: They lobby governments and their size means they can be more powerful than the governments they’re trying to influence. Do you think the lobbying is for the benefit of society?
• Indirectly: monopolies and other predatorycorporate behaviour like data selling and privacy erosion.

I mean you can choose to power through it. I’d sooner have a windy, achy gut than eat a gluten-free yum yum.

Have you ever had gluten free pastry?

It’s like someone gave aids and bone cancer to dog shit. 🤢