Fr❄stb☃️te

MEOW MOTHERFUCKER!

Ba-dum-tssss!

Black guy here:

I give all you motherfuckers the Nigga Pass. I hereby bestow you all the title of Honourary Niggaz.

“Spider Pig, Spider Pig, Does whatever a Spider Pig does…”

I’m surprised and mildly disappointed no one else commented this.

At least tell us if it was a Shiny. Come on man…don’t skimp on the details of this Togetic.

A huge black dragon lands on top of the tower in Helgen. He lets out a mighty fart that shakes the town…you then hear “Awwwww…thank Talos!!!”

“Sacrifice me now woman!”

Oh man! Time to give Google a damn good show of a morbidly obese balding 40 something world of warcraft guy beating it heavily to lesbian futanari furry content staring into the camera as he gets busy!

Google wanted this to happen, so why not give those suckers the VIP First Class treatment?

Anybody else think of things that’ll make those Google folk writhe in visual and audial agony and cut the privacy invasion act?

So I’m guessing its 240000 dicks to build a house?

Anyone else foresee a “Microsoft VS Disney Power Games” style thing coming soon? Since MS is practically buying game companies like no tomorrow…

I see a few of them when I take acid, some even have a weird coconut looking thing on them!

Does it count if its sponsors on race cars? I’ve been getting that a lot.

Yes EcoBoost Ford GT, I read you loud and clear. You can stop appearing every time I sleep…

I just want an 06 Prius. These new ones are huge…

Oh no! I seemed to have misplaced my cyanide pills that dissolve in cocktails and leave no sign of visible contamination! Wait why are there a large amount of land- er, I mean “house providers” slumped over the tables and ground and showing no pulse?

EDIT: /s

Aw Bruz, the amount of damage you did to NSW is far more than Jordies fucking in your guest houses…more than the building you and your fam swiped from the Italian Community, more than the all the money in the world…

…putting on a “woe is me” victimizing regime to the courts isn’t doing you any favours…it just adds more fuel to the fires like Jordies housebombing. Or the Black Saturday Bushfires that rought havok across the world…

Sometimes I can feel some things inside me say, I really don’t think I’m energised enough no.

Uhhh…

“Since your history shows frequent use of pornhub, we highly recommend websites like xvideos and redtube”

Because that’s totally what every 15 year old fellow really needs hey Google?

What a shame. Guess he’ll be walking on the sun soon…

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Australia:

“Fuck off ya fuckin gronk!”

Or Ya fuckin mutt cunt!!"