Fingolfinz

My neck, my back, and weirdly my right knee, are fucking pissed at me today. My penis and crack are good though at least.

I get paid in euros.

lol so how much did you lose

I actually get paid in euros and just stopped converting

Yeah but I still didn’t burn my money in stocks

Snowflakes

I’m feeling pretty smug lately having always avoided the stock market so my money has been the same this whole time

Read those waivers and see how much you can get away with 😈 “oops, I lost control and scratched the shit out of the side”

Searching on Google “how to sell my tesla” or “how to sell my tesla stock” hurts their shares. Scheduling a test drive and not showing up wastes their time and resources :)