Cough here you go.

With skill and determination

My dad is almost 80 and a Trump supporter. Fuck that guy. Let him die lonely.

I’m surprised to not see WD-40 topping this list.

For literally decades, it has been Stray Cat Strut. Although fairly recently, it has switched to Epic by Faith No More. The latter I cannot explain. The song is pretty terrible., and I’m not a fan of the band. It’s gotta mean something, right?