What a shit take. Of course it’s not Scrubs. Totally different kind of show. House is Sherlock Holmes. If you don’t enjoy those stories, you probably won’t like House.

I just want a picture of a got-dang hot dog

I love that movie. You’re thinking of JP. The character was originally written to be a kid but Joel David Moore was the only person to get the idea that Nick Swardson was going for.

I recently picked this one up. It’s quite hard, kinda like Dark Souls and Rimworld had a baby. Super interesting world!

Exactly the game I thought of reading OPs comment. Also, it has a sequel so there’s even more content to explore with Henry. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m quite hungry.

I’m the opposite of the third one. You want me to read?! Boring shit?! No way! - My brain

No thanks. Piss off Timmy boy

My phone has a dedicated assistant button and the power button is separate. The assistant button can be programmed to do a few different things based on if you short, long or double press it. Some of the functions aren’t AI. Some.

Right up until you miss the button and don’t notice. Or it just decides not to mute you. And then your customer gets an earful of just how you feel about them. And then you get an earful about how your manager feels about you.

The thing I learned from help desk was how to say “Thank you sir, and have a nice day!” outloud but actually mean “Eat shit and die, you asshole” in my head

And this is why I left IT. It was either gonna be an aneurysm or a bullet. The meme about tech workers leaving to become farmers is a legit path, my fellow IT workers.

Depending on where you are, selling booze is a massive financial undertaking. In the US, you better have 6 figures hanging around to blow. And years to wait.

The beekeeper I dealt with was a moron. He texts me and says he’s got a bucket of honey that he thinks started to ferment with wild yeast. So I offered a reasonable price for the bucket and he counters with full price, like I’m just gonna take a full risk on his fuck up. I finished up what dealings I had with him and haven’t talked to to him since. They’re just people, in other words.

17 year IT veteran here. I work on a dairy farm now. It’s a peaceful life.

RIP Matthew

There are so many of us, Velma. I feel like the number of unreported rapes of men is far higher than that of women. You, as a woman, have a much higher chance of being believed than I do as a man. Which is a fucked up statistic to quote. “Being believed”. But it remains true.

Edit: meaning theres probably way more rapes of women but proportionally, the report rate is probably way lower for men. Because we feel like no one will believe us.

You might as well just continue using whatever web browser and access your home instance directly at that rate.

I think that’s the question OP is asking too. You could do some convoluted shit to get an emulator running and just use whatever phone app on both I guess.

In this thread: everyone suggesting a phone app and not answering the question.

the unstable narcissist ruining the country

FTFY