7 feels like he’s screaming throughout all timelines at once, so yeah. Him.

I can’t even read quotes from this pompous rambling fuck without getting too angry and giving up after a couple words.

It’s the Rock Bottom! Bah God, he has parents!

Thank you for your service.

I couldn’t agree more! South Park is funnier with the beeps for a very good reason. Creatively stepping around saying offensive things is usually way funnier and more interesting.

I thought Pogs were so unique, then checkers had to update the rules and introduce a slammer.

This is the comment I came here to make! The biggest difference between us and Idiocracy is that they listened and let the smart person take control in the movie. There’s no hope of that now.

I once sat next to a family from our local car dealer commercials in a restaurant and they spent the entire time talking about their recent trip to Paris. The whole conversation was about how the food wasn’t American enough and the cable at the hotel didn’t have their shows. Nothing about sights or culture or experiences.

I had a girl in my classroom watch the second plane hit the tower and said out loud to the room, “wow, what a coincidence.” We were so innocent… and she was so dumb.

People at work tell me my phone voice is so nice and soothing, but they don’t know it’s shaving hours off my life each time like a cigarette.

That’s been a huge block for me, too. I need help, but I can’t spend the time and money it would take to find someone who won’t prejudge me on a few demographics. I wish there was a thing like a bridal show where you could meet mental health professionals in a speed date-like format to find someone comfortable and supportive of your circumstances.

Sick entropy, though.