Its an antimeme

These kids and their damn steam locomotives!

I heard brittany brokski be referred to as the kombucha lady before but it never clicked what meme they were referring to

Are you my grandad? Go back to bed papaw

This is me all the time. I dont know what to add to the conversation so I try to relate and then feel like this afterwards

I think its somehow referencing the phenomenon where people develop crushes on random people they see at an airport or meet on a plane

What mormon god does to a mf when they drink a caffeinated beverage during their pre earthly existence

I swapped to linux a while back. The compatibility just isnt there yet unfortunately. Theres too many annoying roadblocks

Hold on I need to set it down

drops the couch from standing position

I’ve had days at my work where I’ll tell myself this has to be happening even though I know its not. Its crazy that it actually used to be a thing

I need a stick with a small version of my own head on it

“Woah this guys a millionaire you say? I’m afraid I cant operate on this man due to his choice to be wealthy.”

The many faces of JD Vance

Buzz Lightyear was Tim Allen.

Edit: Neverimind I just learned that Patrick Warburton did play Buzz in the briefly running Buzz Lightyear: Star Command show from 2001

Thats why every fast food place has some kind of cheese stuffed cheesy cheese topped cheese (thats right we put cheese in it) cheezy meal

Christopher Lee!!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massacre_of_Verden?wprov=sfla1

The time 4500 saxons were beheaded and thrown in a river during the Frankish forced conversion of the germanic pagans to christianity

This is also mine. All day at a pool with no sunscreen. The burn had almost a purple hue to it and my parents did nothing about it so I lay in my room on my belly for days until eventually my parents dropped me off at my aunt and uncles and my uncle cotton saw my now cracking skin said “Boy get some aqua vera on that thing good god!” And after that it started to heal

Frog. Frog legs are so good

In the name of our lord Farquad