Buzz Lightyear was Tim Allen.

Edit: Neverimind I just learned that Patrick Warburton did play Buzz in the briefly running Buzz Lightyear: Star Command show from 2001

Thats why every fast food place has some kind of cheese stuffed cheesy cheese topped cheese (thats right we put cheese in it) cheezy meal

Christopher Lee!!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massacre_of_Verden?wprov=sfla1

The time 4500 saxons were beheaded and thrown in a river during the Frankish forced conversion of the germanic pagans to christianity

This is also mine. All day at a pool with no sunscreen. The burn had almost a purple hue to it and my parents did nothing about it so I lay in my room on my belly for days until eventually my parents dropped me off at my aunt and uncles and my uncle cotton saw my now cracking skin said “Boy get some aqua vera on that thing good god!” And after that it started to heal

Frog. Frog legs are so good

In the name of our lord Farquad

Rental housing scam. A place came up for rent near me with more rooms and I deseprately needed it for my kids but it turned out to be a reupload of a house that used to be for sale and the guy fooled me with the “application fee” thing along with trying to get me to pay him more money to allow pets but I learned by then it was fake and called him out on it and he ghosted me

Thats how mafia works

Looks like my hometown. Then again I feel like 90% of american towns probably look like this

How you doing?😠 💅

You expect people to throw their lives away knowing that they will be easily replaced just to make a statement? I assume you think you’d do that if you were in their boots?

Penguins too but its in a supraorbital gland in their beak

She do be Angela

I love carb rangoon but I’m lactose intollerant :(

I am sorry to hear that, but it sounds like you are better off without her

Koooooooooooo gunnn…uuuuuuuu suuun

I got dibs on plink plunk

I was watching an early episode of the Twilight Zone last night and an astronaut was asked what it was like in space and he replied “Like here but beyond” and I was thinking wtf what a weird way to describe space. Then I realized it was an episode that aired before humans had ever left earths atmosphere and they didnt have a proper understanding of how space really was at the time

All the salt